Does Your Car Have Any Embarrassing Features?

My 1974 BMW 2002 has a few features that I sometimes get embarrassed about.  There is a spot on the car (not telling where!) that needs to be welded and then probably painted over again.  Whenever I see the spot it always gets to me, and I want to change it.  The other embarrassing thing that rears its head from time to time is an oil leak.  There is nothing worse than pulling away from where you have been parked to see a fresh oil stain on the ground.  The embarrassment only occurs depending on where I am or who I am around.  At work, I am surrounded by Alfas all day, so I don't feel too bad about leaking oil (I kid, I kid).

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Now we'd love to hear from you! Does your car have any embarrassing features?