Prius Purchase Boosts Massage Therapist’s Confidence
SANTA MONICA, CALIF. – Massage Therapist Michael Wilson, 43, who recently purchased a 2013 Toyota Prius, insists that he is “totally satisfied” with his purchase despite the fact that he has not yet taken possession of the car.
“I love it!” said Wilson, with an almost imperceptible trace of remorse. “In this age of global warming, we must all do our part to save the planet. Having placed my deposit and order for my future Prius, I feel the temperatures starting to cool already.” Wilson, who currently drives a 1992 Ford Bronco admits he has never before driven a Prius.
Wilson claims that after having ordered his Prius, his self-confidence has increased tremendously. “I no longer feel shy striking up a conversation with women at my yoga class or at Whole Foods. I care about the environment, and now I have the proof to back it up. The ladies seem to love that.” After some coercion, Wilson admitted to having been single for the past six years, but he was adamant that his luck was about to change.
When asked about his plans for his first road trip once he takes delivery of his Prius, Wilson responded, “I’m not sure yet if I’ll be driving the Prius all that much. I feel safer driving in my Bronco. There are lots of crazy drivers out there, you know.”
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